The Inside Scoop

Comments made on this blog are those of the writer and do not reflect the views of the EFHL, the League Manager, or any of the teams. This article is meant to garner laughs, gasps, and orgasms. Ok, well, laughs and gasps. Orgasms optional.  Welcome to the 7th edition of Housekeeping - a look at the off-season for teams that have been eliminated from the EFHL Playoffs. We continue with the team that finished 8th on the season, the Port Arthur Snowgoons. *** Reader Discretion is advised. Gratuitous language and attempts at shock humor to follow *** SEASON RECAP FINALLY, we get to a team that actually made the playoffs. DAMN I was getting tired of writing up these crapfests about teams that sucked.  So, it was during last year's farm draft that the Snowgoons GM sent me a message. He had just watched Sydney pick up Tyler Parsons and Alex DeBrincat with the two picks originally belonging to Port Arthur, and was watching teams in the league load up on young talent. ...

Comments made on this blog are those of the writer and do not reflect the views of the EFHL, the League Manager, or any of the teams. This article is meant to garner laughs, gasps, and orgasms. Ok, well, laughs and gasps. Orgasms optional.  Welcome to the 6th edition of Housekeeping - a look at the off-season for teams that have been eliminated from the EFHL Playoffs. We continue with the team that finished 9th on the season, the dirty kangaroos, the Sydney Wallabies. *** Reader Discretion is advised. Gratuitous language and attempts at shock humor to follow *** SEASON RECAP After losing last year's final, a tumultuous summer followed for the Wallalbies. Looking simply at trades, between the end of the final and the start of the season, the Wallabies had already shipped out the following players: Anze Kopitar Kris Letang Blake Wheeler Kyle Turris Ryan Suter (who they had just acquired) David Pastrnak Jason Zucker They had already brought in: ...

Comments made on this blog are those of the writer and do not reflect the views of the EFHL, the League Manager, or any of the teams. This article is meant to garner laughs, gasps, and orgasms. Ok, well, laughs and gasps. Orgasms optional.  Welcome to the 5th edition of Housekeeping - a look at the off-season for teams that have been eliminated from the EFHL Playoffs. We continue with the team that finished 10th on the season, those limey bastards, the Dublin Warriors. *** Reader Discretion is advised. Gratuitous language and attempts at shock humor to follow *** ------------------------------------- For Doctor Stephen Hawking Cause, you know, what he'd want is a satirical article about a fake hockey league... We lost one of the greatest minds we've ever had to the darkness this morning, but we are better as a species for having had the time we did with him among us. Thank you, Professor.  ------------------------------------- SEASON RECAP Fo...

Comments made on this blog are those of the writer and do not reflect the views of the EFHL, the League Manager, or any of the teams. This article is meant to garner laughs, gasps, and orgasms. Ok, well, laughs and gasps. Orgasms optional.  Welcome to the 4th edition of Housekeeping - a look at the off-season for teams that have been eliminated from the EFHL Playoffs. We continue with the team that finished 4th last on the season, those damn hippies, the B.C. Buds. *** Reader Discretion is advised. Gratuitous language and attempts at shock humor to follow *** SEASON RECAP Pop your nugs into your grinders and pack your bowls folks, it's time to light it up and burn the B.C. Buds. If we could roll their season up in a nice little package, we would - but this one's going to take up the entire chamber, so best get the snacks ready. It all started this summer, when the Buds visited The Shed and, under a cloudy haze, received a half-baked offer of Mitch Marner an...