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Housekeeping: Saskatoon Skeletons

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Comments made on this blog are those of the writer and do not reflect the views of the EFHL, the League Manager, or any of the teams. This article is meant to garner laughs, gasps, and orgasms. Ok, well, laughs and gasps. Orgasms optional.  Welcome to the 8th edition of Housekeeping - a look at the off-season for teams that have been eliminated from the EFHL Playoffs. We continue with the team that finished 7th on the season, the Saskatoon Skeletons. *** Reader Discretion is advised. Gratuitous language and attempts at shock humor to follow *** SEASON RECAP Apparently, the Skeletons are the kings of the "meh" trade. No offense to anyone here, but other than trades involving Kopitar, Benn, Honka (twice), Suter, Koivu, Ellis, Rinne, Schultz (twice), Toews, Little, and Gemel Fucking Smith... wait that's a massive list. Who writes this crap? Worse yet, who's still reading? Damn... The Skeletons quietly were among the bigger movers and shakers this year...