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Inside Scoop: The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly About The EFHL Coaches

Hotter than the Notre Dame Cathedral, Scoop here to give you something to read while you shit at work. It's The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly, EFHL coaches edition! Jose Theodore - Abitibi Canyon Cutters Good: Brings a strong defensive mindset to the team, which will hopefully help Hellebuyck rebound. Bad: Had notoriously poor rebound control, which is not quite what we meant. Hopefully he doesn't try and teach personally. Ugly: Arguably the biggest French Canadian star on a team based in a largely French speaking region. Sacré Bleu! Joffrey Lupul - BC Buds Good: Long thought captive on Robidas Island, apparently, BC was able to send a missionary to the island to retrieve Lupul. *Receives an old-timey Morse code paper* I'm saddened to report that the missionary was killed and Lupul is currently presumed dead as well. Our thoughts are with the family. However, BC needs a coach, so here for the sloppy seconds is Sean Avery - BC Buds Good: The way he played on the ice,...