EFHL Letters To Santa
Welcome cretins. You just won’t stop pestering for these shitty little articles that are mainly using crude language and offensive humor. For this… I love you. Today, we’ll get into the spirit of the season and write letters to Santa for every team. Buckle up! ABITIBI CANYON CUTTERS Dear Santa, What a year it’s been. As I languish tied for 7 th today, the league is talking about buying a championship belt, which doesn’t seem to fit in with the hockey aspect. As well, they’re talking about buying a new trophy, which would be good except the one that keeps getting suggested is not only plastic, it’s not only not engraveable… it’s taller than I am! What I’d really like for Christmas though is the following: - An extension to Evgenii Dadonov’s 50% contract - A new team for Taylor Hall (which would also mean a new team to win the NHL Draft Lottery) - ...