EFHL Draft Recap: Winners and Losers
It's been a while, hasn't it? And hoooooooly fuckedy FUCK, that while has SUUUUUUCKED, hasn't it? So while we all sit around being bored in the house (remember that?) because some slanty-eyed mother-fucker ate a bad bat, your boy Scoop figured he would put some sunshine in your day. Some kalua in your coffee. Some eggplant in your peach. Yeaaah, you like that eh? But, this is supposed to be about the EFHL, so let's try and steer this shitshow that way before we become a literal church of the fudge. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT. I MEAN IT. - Mario, NOT Scoop.) So what do we write about? WELL HOW ABOUT THE *checks to ensure Mike's not still on the clock* RECENTLY COMPLETED EFHL DRAFT, SCOOP? Great idea, thanks! We'll put the teams into tiers here, for the simpletons reading this - not to mention the potheads in BC. Can't use too many syllables or they get confused. The tiers will be Slept with Kate Upton (had a great draft), Slept with your own girlfriend (had a goo...