New Beginnings!
Greetings cretins! For those unfamiliar with my body of work, allow me to briefly educate your worthless brain with some superior knowledge. My name is Scoop Rumerton, formerly associated with the Elite Fantasy Hockey League, which some of you are allowed to be in despite being you. Over the last few years, I have only graced those morons with my writings a couple times, as it grew tiresome to write for such crusty cunts. However, something about your format here in the FJHL appeals to me. Having these shorter matchups lends itself well to a creative outlet that I hope you will enjoy. And if not, suck my starfish. WEEKEND WRAP-UP - Moose Creek came up just short against the undefeated Bullies as the Beavers goalies just didn't show up for this one. Leading the way for the Bullies, Kucherov and Rantanen really slammed those Beavers. I mean, they simply pounded them. - Arlen took it to Current River, even with their goalies apparently getting high in the shed...